Can Rabecca Turn Friday, the 13th, into Black Friday?

With $4,000, the help of her mother, and production company ARK Music Factory, Rabecca Black went from every day Southern California teenager to nationwide and soon-to-be world-wide infamy.

The beginning of her story has been experienced countless times before. Kid with an average voice wants to make a record. Kid’s mom pays company to write and produce song for kid. Kid releases song. Friends and family get excited. Song goes nowhere. Kid finishes high school, then college, and then moves on with her normal life.

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Hallmark Brought Us Valentine’s But Look What Else it Brought Us…

Hallmark movies are some of the best if you need to make yourself vomit in order to get over a bad case of spinning from accidentally getting too drunk on cheap brandy. They make pirated Lifetime movies look like the height of Oscar-worthiness. Hallmark movies make “Jersey Shore” episodes seem like a haute cultural experiences.

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